Girlie Wisdom~
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. (LOVE IT!)
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my pants.Amazing!
You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like... 'You know - sometimes I forget to eat!' ..... Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
My Confession for today: The SSS has been updated below
Those are GREAT! The one about the thighs rubbing together is SO ME. haha!
ReplyDeleteThis is priceless - mind if I borrow it? I am feeling the need to share?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was funny too...
ReplyDeleteof course you can borrow it deb-whats mine is yours including this dirty house feel free to drop in and clean it anytime your ready-preferably before you go to the BIG game...mmmkay Thanks
Thanks!! I am gonna email it to IRL friends - all 1 of them!
ReplyDeleteas far as the house goes, i'm just a plane ticket away - you buy / i'll fly :)
My fat and body are BFF's forever. BFF 4-LIFE
ReplyDeleteI want my fat and my body to start seeing other people.
ReplyDeleteJust so you know most of those actually apply starting at 35, I fit several of them!
ReplyDeleteThose are cute!
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting my blog and your sweet compliments! I'm excited to explore yours!!!! Your blog that is...
My fat & body are such good friends they decided to have a party and invite more friends. I knew there was a good reason I was expanding.
ReplyDeleteThis one made me LOL too
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
Tiff yep that describes me too and Julie I want my fat and body to just see mr gp
ReplyDeleteNucMEd is Hot I knew they applied for 37 yr olds....
Lizzy how could I NOT visit your blog geesh runnin for prez in plaid in all...no brainer
amy thats my fav too! I LOVED it!
I got here and Fergie started blaring and now I must go drain the blood out of my ears....
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hey thanks for stopping by today! i love your meme below, will go copy and steal it later today ;) nice to meet you
ReplyDelete'IM' guess need a disclaimer bout the music...oh Jill Jill bo Bill before you go sayin something all witty I am workin on it!
ReplyDeletepamokc glad you stopped by and hope you come back if fergie didnt drive you away ;-)
I never forget to eat. in fact, i plan my day around my meals!
ReplyDeleteThat's my new Bible!
ReplyDeleteLMAO Amy!!! I plan my day around my meals too - just trying to make all my trips out of the bedroom worthwhile, ya know?
ReplyDeleteUgh. My sister "forgets to eat". That's like me forgetting to breathe.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteVery funny stuff!
LOL !!!
ReplyDeleteThat first one certainly applies to me, considering that I just spent 1/2 hour looking for my keys!!! :-)
Thanks for stopping by my blog. I'm sorry to hear about your dad. Good luck with everything!!!
ReplyDeleteI love them! I am a stress eater which makes me fatter which stresses me out which makes me eat... It's a vicious cycle. I love fergie. Play it nonstop. Did you get the nonstop part? Not sayin' anything......
ReplyDeleteOkay here is second, count them...2, comments since I was late reading. Did 3D ever fess up about the new blog? And how the heck did she do that commenter's thing? I think she's smarter than us! Damn her and her free time!
ReplyDeleteHey! Cute post! Thanks for stopping by my place... now I want to play in the SSS extravaganza, too.
ReplyDeleteI emailed you my SSS stuff yesterday...did you get it? I don't wanna be left out!
ReplyDeleteYes Julie I got it and I am happy you are doing SSS with us
ReplyDeleteif you want to see who else is participating then click the lil SSS button up top there and you will see your name along with everyone else's
loved that!
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