Mom I super-glued my fingers together-yep my son, middle bean, my genius boy glued his fingers together
Heres $20 don't spend it on BL w/Lime-mr gp to me
Tell him I moved-lilest bean gets her first ever call from a boy that was her response
Mom,ginger ate the pads-no explanation needed
This has 'yung-yins' in it I KNOW it does-you are tryin to kill me mom-don't fear the onions son
Come on Miss Daisey-middle bean accusing me of driving slow...pfffft I drive like a bat outta hell
Mom why do you call it 'fraggin'?-cus it's EFFFIN raggin!
Mommmmm ginger ate my new panties-yiyiyiyi
Mom don't try and talk gangsta-what I am straight G boyeeeeeeee
Mom I need $50 dollars-oldest bean
Your wearing that?????-oldest bean to me
Do these jeans make my butt look big-lilest bean to oldest bean
Reese and company took down #52-ok that was at the football game last night but WTG BUBS
Mom I need $191.72-oldest bean-yiyiyi does it ever stop?
I know it's going to be chilly today-DO NOT MAKE A FIRE-mr gp to me at 5:30 am this morning
You butt muncher-middle bean to lilest bean
You lint licker-lilest bean to middle bean
MOmmmmmm Garret asked me out-oldest bean
Mom I am invited to a boy girl party Friday-yikes!
Your hair looks like that kid from the little rascals, Alfalfa-oldest bean to middle bean
MOM DO NOT BLOG ABOUT THIS!
My confession for today: Nothing is sacred in this house
and nothing should be sacred - if they dont want it blogged about they should learn to just stop talking - just sayin.
ReplyDeleteand so oldest bean needs a total of $241.72? I hope its cause you got him picking up the BL with Lime now, cause DAYUM, that's a lot of money...is he old enough to work (lol)?
Turtle Tennies says peace out - fo shizzle my hizzle (tell the bean we're still to gangsta for him)
lol...that is the MOST used term in those "Do not blog about this" oldest bean needs $50 for a yearbook and $191.72 for cheer warm ups,and gold friggin lamei or LAMAY however you spell that briefs for under her cheer uniform and a cheer bag-
ReplyDeleteyou would think the $1200 I have already paid would have covered this too
LOLOL!!!! How do you remember all of them?
ReplyDeleteHow do you remember all this? Do you write it down or are you like James Bond and carry a recorder!?!?! LOL I bet you have a secret broach or pen or something that records! LOL
ReplyDeleteThis was too funny. Lint licker was my favorite! LOL
Holy cotton pajamas - $1200???!!! Thank you sweet jesus for not giving me daughters
ReplyDeleteThose weenies will chew up anything. Dogs I mean. My weiner has destroyed every toy I've ever bought her. And damn $1200??? Good thing I have a boy. LOL
ReplyDeleteI dont remember all of it LOL most of the stuff i hear around here I try to block from my memory
ReplyDeleteThat $1200 includes new uniform,shoes,3 camps and briefs that are now null and void cuz we gottget GOLD friggin LAMAY
Thats why I say i dont know what 'll if lilest bean wants to cheer-guess I start 'hookin'
yes tiff those weenees are pills I tell ya!
i love how concerned they are that you are going to blog it! my kids are the same way. "this is going on your blog isn't it?" why yes...yes it is!
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