Here is a small sampling of things I heard from my family:
Mom I super-glued my fingers together-yep my son, middle bean, my genius boy glued his fingers together
Heres $20 don't spend it on BL w/Lime-mr gp to me
Tell him I moved-lilest bean gets her first ever call from a boy that was her response
Mom,ginger ate the pads-no explanation needed
This has 'yung-yins' in it I KNOW it does-you are tryin to kill me mom-don't fear the onions son
Come on Miss Daisey-middle bean accusing me of driving slow...pfffft I drive like a bat outta hell
Mom why do you call it 'fraggin'?-cus it's EFFFIN raggin!
Mommmmm ginger ate my new panties-yiyiyiyi
Mom don't try and talk gangsta-what I am straight G boyeeeeeeee
Mom I need $50 dollars-oldest bean
Your wearing that?????-oldest bean to me
Do these jeans make my butt look big-lilest bean to oldest bean
Reese and company took down #52-ok that was at the football game last night but WTG BUBS
Mom I need $191.72-oldest bean-yiyiyi does it ever stop?
I know it's going to be chilly today-DO NOT MAKE A FIRE-mr gp to me at 5:30 am this morning
You butt muncher-middle bean to lilest bean
You lint licker-lilest bean to middle bean
MOmmmmmm Garret asked me out-oldest bean
Mom I am invited to a boy girl party Friday-yikes!
Your hair looks like that kid from the little rascals, Alfalfa-oldest bean to middle bean
MOM DO NOT BLOG ABOUT THIS!
My confession for today: Nothing is sacred in this house
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