That I'm FRAZZELLED...
In 2 days I had 2 run ins with a police officer-I didn't actually 'run into them' but rather was parked waiting for Abby to be done with cheer camp when I was questioned as a potential robber-of-the-hood, the next occassion was when I had my yard sale last Friday and a cop just stops, gets out, walks up and I ask him if he was there to shop OR if I did something wrong...he asks me if I have my permit...I bout pee'd myself, then he says he is only kidding and proceeds to snoop in my garage...WTF??? I am so not kidding! Good thing he didn't notice the million illegal bottle rockets mr gp has.
Also on the yard sale day Reese tried to sneak up behind me and make me smell some yucky,nasty, stink bait called Hog Wild-only thing was it had water in it so he spilled the nasty stuff all over me-I STILL smell like stink bait! Well stink bait and icy hot because I have a serious crick in my neck...so I guess I actually smell like I am a 89 yr old fisherman and going downhill fast...
Or could I be showing signs of dementia when I forgot to pick up Reese yesterday from football camp, or today when I went in to AAA to get maps for our trip and left my purse inside the office or when I left Ross and got into my car ONLY to realize it wasn't MY CAR!
Maybe I can just Blame it on the ....
I have done more laundry in the past 2 days that only one setting on my dryer works now and it barely gets hot.
My Ex just realized we were leaving on saturday( Abby and I only told him 437 times) and he has now decided to cause all kindsa havoc.
I backed into a pole,
I jacked up the copier at kinkos and I have to show my face in there again on friday to print my airline tix-do you think they will remember me?
I found the beanies birth certificates for the airline BUT I have already lost them again,
I ordered Fathers Day cookies for Uncle Tex asked for them to be shipped June 15th-he got them June 4th with a gift message that read Happy fathers day Uncle Tex we love you-PLEASE DON'T SHIP TILL JUNE 15th
Ahhhhhh Life is GRAND!
All kidding aside I will miss you all while I am gone but I promise to take lotsa pictures that I will in turn hafta photoscape/edit/etc and I am sure we will have a few blog worthy stories to share when we get home.
On Thursday I am being featured on Mom It Forward-I hope you will click over and check out this WONDERFUL site for women.
My confession for today: 4 days and counting
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