8.21.2008

A Living Will

The Faloooozie sent me this...do you think she is tryin to tell me something?



MY LIVING WILL


Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'


She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.....

My Confession for today: That is soooooo NOT me in the pic up there, nope...


19 comments:

  1. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ROFLMFAO!

    That is the funniest thing ever! Can I steal it (just kidding) *wink*wink

    One thing though, next time y'all gonna snap a pic, let a girl know. I coulda at least fixed my hair or sucked in my stomach - something!

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  2. Hmmm... it could possibly be me except my hair isn't gray and I don't smoke, but the rest looks familiar. Unfortunately.

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  3. Deb LOL you can steal it all you want heck make it into a meme and try and find out who IS the blogger in the picture(sung to the tune of the doggie in the window)

    Tori-lol her hair isn't grey those would be curlers/rollers

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  4. Some of my most profound statements have been uttered under the influence of wine.

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  5. This is so not me. My undergarments never match.

    LOL Too funny miss Georgie!

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  6. Oh my lord... She may be obsessed, but, damn, she's coordinated with her matching bra, undies and house shoes.

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  7. I think my aunt sent this to me a while back - I still love it!

    Too funny!

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  8. It's difinitely not you. We all know your bra never matches your panties!!!

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  9. I love it! I can think of a few people to send it to.

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  10. This post is too funny! I've been reading in your archives...I'm so sorry about your Daddy. I'll say an extra special prayer tonight! I can't wait to read more...but gotta get the boys showered and off to bed! I love this all day school business :) My 3 yr old still gets in the way of bloggin though :) I know I've said this before...but I'm glad there's another Okie out in Bloggie world! Thanks for your boiled egg tips!

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  11. funny! i had to read through this twice to get it because i'm retarded. I know you're not allowed to say "retarded" anymoe, but i'm not sensitive about my retardation so it's okay.

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  12. I too required two readings to completely get it duh!!!! I have to confess if something happened to my computer I would curl up in the fetal position and stare into space. Therapy, that's what I would need.

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  13. TY Jill for yes I know I do good to get out da house with either OR on let alone MATCH!

    lynn,staci,insame mama,nanny goats-glad you enjoyed it

    CQ-hey you can say retarded on my blog hell you can say short bus on my blog...

    Susie I am sorry that it took two reading for you also...i guess we shoulda pulled the pull and wine sooner for and CQ!

    Flowergirl,dawn yep she is coordinated so not me-thats how i like the beans tho'

    Mrs G-I'm NOT worthy!

    Glad you all enjoyed it-thats the faloozie for ya!

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  14. Is your bikini pink then? LOL

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  15. LMAO Tiffany I WISH I owned a bikini!

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  16. LOL I can not live without my putter and alcoholic beverage of choice !!

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  17. My living will is up to date. If I"m unable to blog or cruise the web, I"m to be put into sleep mode.

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