11.14.2008

Heard and Said

This is my life...welcome to my world...

Mommmmmmm I sat in Pee-Reese didn't lift the seat AGAIN
Reese's response they shouldn't use the 'MAN' bathroom

Me to middle bean-you can't go to school looking like one of the little rascals or the spawn of satan with your hair horns aka bed head
MB's response-MOM your only one who makes their kids fix their hair AND brush their teeth

I get the last HIT-any one of the beans at any given time of the day

Hey Mom smell my Pits-yes that would be middle bean,after having my nose hairs cinged off I decide while no apparent pit hair is noticeable a trip to Sams is in order for a case of deoderant


Mommmmmm reese is trying to wear my thong-uuuggghhh apparently all his friends thought this would be cool-kinda like last year when they all bleached their hair blonde and were proclaimed the 7th grade nazi's by the 8th graders

Mom is dad a GiRRR-al-lilest bean has speech therapy and she learned how to pronounced 'GIRL' properly YAY lilest bean but no daddy is not a girl

Mommmmmm ginger(the dog) got a pad and it wasn't a new one....

after spending $147.91 at the grocery store...MOmmmmmm we have nothing to eat

Lilest bean to my mom-Hey mimi guess what? Oh never mind....as she was about to tell her what we got her for Christmas-DO NOT tell this child anything BECAUSE she can NOT keep a secret

Mommmm the girls pee stinks I am going to pee on the seat again so they won't use the MAN bathroom

MOMMMMMmmm Abby said I ride the short bus

I am NOT eating that-I know you are trying to Kill me

Mom I have a History project due...TOMORROW and yes I have known about it for 2 weeks BUT I forgot-yep that was said to me at 7pm!!!

Lastly mr gp to me-did you know Luis from passions is now on days of our Lifes-yes mr gp watches soaps

My confession for today: Now do you see why I start planning my trip to Eureka Springs 4 months early(see the 2 posts below and help me plan my trip)

44 comments:

  1. LOL, a perfect ad for why you should use birth control.

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  2. I try to warn all new parents - Never teach them how to talk.

    No one ever listens to me...this is the result.

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  3. LOL You're funny...

    I am the 101st follower! Yee haw!

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  4. LOL!!!

    I wanna change my name often too......

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  5. Hee! Sounds like my house on a daily basis!

    P.S. Received my SSS box today. Um, wow I'm spoiled!

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  6. These are hilarious! There's never a dull moment with kids around! :)

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  7. Laugh out loud funny!! And so true, the seat and the pits.... no wonder they come into the world young and cute!

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  8. Hubby doesn't admit it but he some how knows all the characters on Days.

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  9. HAHA That's funny.

    And like I said, Crescent Hotel. Boooooooo

    Oh and I bought my dogs Halloween costumes that were on sale yesterday. The bulldog is a pig LMAO and the weiner is a hot dog. Of course!

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  10. I'm so grossed out by the pee thing! Thank God I didn't have boys! LOL I make my husband SIT to pee at home! I made that rule when we first got married. IF he didn't sit then he had to clean the bathrooms. LOL It's worked for 15 years! LOL

    Your house has got to be a party all the time! LOL

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  11. I need seperate boy and girl bathrooms around here. That is a great idea!

    Plus, another reason to have a cat and not a dog who gets 'things' out of the trash.

    And thanks for the laugh!

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  12. You do need a vacation. Can I come with you? PLEASE!

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  13. I used to threaten to change my name (from Mom) on many occasions. Fortunately, my son outgrew the incessant "Mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom...mom..." before I had to!

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  14. Sounds like a one note theme at your house! :)

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  15. I LOVE your blog Georgie! It is just too funny. I remember the project due the next day routine. Would drive me crazy. But now that I am an empty nester I miss those days so bad. My daughter was always having to go somewhere or do something. She was involved in so much. Enjoy them!

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  16. Some days I tell the boys I will only answer to Kathy because I get so tired of hearing MOM.

    Why Kathy? Who knows.

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  17. LOL...I feel ya. I only have two kids but it is NON-STOP...when Dad comes home I always say...okay my shift ended 10 minutes ago..have a good time with the kids.

    Then I curl up and read a book and drift off into my happy place! :)

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  18. Too funny! And YEA J on doing so good!!! Even though I LOVE the way she talks. I hear that same crap all the time. It is much funnier when it happens to someone else!

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  19. You are too funny gurl! I have to get you & my sister together. She's always telling me crazy quotes from her teen. I saw jill's last post,
    I'm praying for ya while she's away ; )
    Have a great weekend!

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  20. WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN TO YOUR BLOG BEFORE?! You are hilarious! I loved the hair horn comment!! Both my husband and I are laughing over that!!

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  21. Mmmmmmmmm! Can I be glad my kids are grown? LOL

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  22. I just giggled all the way through your post... it sounds too much like my house. Is 10 am too early for beer?

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  23. your kids are adorable. thank you for sharing!

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  24. Funny, one of them up there reminds me that today my 4yrold whined...."But mom...YOU ALWAYS make me share..." Um. Yup. And I always will, that's the deal.

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  25. Please tell me you go alone??? LOL

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  26. Morning, pumpkin. Just stopping by with a cup of coffee...

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  27. things sound eerily similar to my house. oh, and i totally caught the line about the short bus. hilarious.

    and i wish Jesus would come to my house and take a fish and a loaf of bread and work some multiplication magic because my boys are going to break the bank in food.

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  28. Good Morning!

    I'm visiting from SITS. I loved your post...very funny and one I can relate to, as well!

    Feel free to drop over anytime! Have a good one!!

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  29. When birth control fails, there is always whiskey for their sippy cups. Peace mommy!

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  30. LOL

    Thanks for visiting my blog :)

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  31. Yay!!!!!
    You won You won You won! Come over to my blog and seeeee! :)

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  32. I LOVE when I spend hours grocery shopping and spend over $150 and the family complains we have nothing to eat. What they mean is there is nothing they can just open and pop in their mouth. It is things that need to be heated, stirred, cooked, whatever, which leads them to ask me to make it. What a bunch of lazy, no-good-for-nothing.....

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  33. *bwahahahaha*

    You totally cracked me up. :)

    Making my blog rounds...I totally need a personal assistant to do all the other stuff while I just sit and read blogs.

    But I say that all the time...wonder if it will ever happen? ;)

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  34. oh yes, sometimes at night chris "forgets" GRRRRRRR I feel ya... You house sounds as busy as mine!!! ;) LA

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  35. That is so funny! Sounds like you could use some Vacation time.

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  36. So.....just how wrong is it of me to laugh *with* you because my house isn't so different??? =)

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  37. I so know how you feel with the grocery thing.

    Buddy always complains there is no food AFTER he has already eaten an entire pack of oreos,2 glasses of milk and 2 bowls of cereal.

    And thats his snack after dinner;)

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  38. Oh good. Things for me to look forward to. :(

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  39. Would you be mad if I said I was happy that I only had one?
    Although the project thing always got me. GRRRR!
    I'm with Dawn - boys need to sit!!
    Or maybe the "MAN" bathroom needs to be cleaned by the "MEN"!

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  40. I once spent $200 at the grocery store. I carried all the groceries up the front steps and had them on the floor in the kitchen. My husband comes in, TRIPS OVER THE BAGS, and asks me if we have anything to eat. :|

    Have fun in Eureka Springs! It's gorgeous down there.

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  41. Hilarious. I can relate to the dog thing; drives me CRAZY!

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  42. Man bathroom. LOL That's classic!

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  43. Sad, but some of those are so familiar!!

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