1.06.2010

I have created a monster

This morning I had an issue with my blog, so I emailed Amybo, because.... that's what I do. My blog wasn't loading properly then all of a sudden you/me/them were swooshed off to some wonky site.

I walked around in circles-as if walking in circles was some magic cure,dried my sweaty palms and under-pits... sat back down and tried loading the page again...still being whisked away...

I started a fire, peed said a little prayer and tried again...still no luck

Giving one more gallant effort I tried to get to my blog via finding myself on your blogroll, would it work...nope...

So I said to myself...

'Self, no biggie you can walk away from blogging'...

Then I went to my mirror-took a long hard look at myself and slapped my face for even suggesting such a thing...

That slap must have worked because I realized it must be some code I have installed, so I slowly started removing html/java script from the blog each time saving and then checking, until I finally found where the issue was...sorta it is one of three things but at least it's gone....

YAY Me-I did it!

Do you think I have issues... when filling out applications, any applications, whether it's for the doctors office or tanning salon... under occupation I put 'blogger'
yiyiyiyi monster anyone?

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A week or so ago I put this as my status on FB

' Is it wrong of me that I am debating whether or not to accept my husbands friend request? '

I wasn't kidding and I still haven't added him...what? The kids haven't accepted his friend request either....

He just got a FB page-he had been asking me what all the hoopla was about so I offered to help him set up an account-cuz he is computer challenged and I'm nice like that...apparently his co-workers (all males) are face bookers too, so they started having a contest to see who could get the most friends....yiyiyi monster anyone?

He calls me this morning and says he has been banned from FB at work, to which I laughed HYSTERICALLY, then I composed myself so he could tell me it wasn't just him but everyone and he NEEDS me to set up a new email for him so his FB stuff can go there instead of his work email...

So I am sitting here thinking of a name for his new email...

EricYESImAddictedtofacebook@ whatever.com
Ifacebookdoyou@ whatever.com
wannabemyfriendonFB@ blahblahblah

Up for a little challenge? Help me come up with a creative email name for the FB monster I have created...my most favorite will win a copy of Kristin Hannahs book Firefly Lane

My confession for today: We are suppose to hit 0 that's Z-E-R-O degrees I think I am ready for Spring!


38 comments:

  1. FBrocksmysoxoff@something.com
    FBsuggesteduaddme@something.com
    ericluvsFB@something.com

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  2. DeerHunterIam@yadayadayada

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  3. FBmonster@overthere.com
    Mywifewillnotfriendmeonfb@hahaha.com
    IamtheFBchamp@beserious.com
    Iamthemanonfb@hysterical.com

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  4. Iheartfacebook.com
    FBatemybaby.com
    Statusupdate.com

    I know what you mean about stepping away slowly from the blog...it is truly addicting.

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  5. lol! this is hilarious! And I love what collinskid said "deerhunteriam@yadayada - that is great!!!!
    And zero!!! suck a toe!!! I'm with you baby - right down the road...we are going to freeze our stuff off! Do you know some schools around here are considering closing for the cold weather?

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  6. That's so funny that you haven't accepted him as a friend yet! :)

    I think you should use...

    mywifesetupmyFB@blahblahblah.com

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  7. Can I just say that it's suppose to be 52 today? I'm going to die in the summer but I'm digging the warm weather now!

    How about FBrulesmyworld@whatever.com
    IFBwhilehunting@shotsomething.com

    PS your blog was doing that funky thing last night too...FYI.

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  8. We are supposed to hit -22. YIKES.

    How about

    ifacebookthereforeIam@yadayada.com

    mywifethinksfbaddictionissexy@yadayada.com

    myspaceisforweinies@facebookaddict.com

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  9. iheartfacebook@blah
    misterfacebooker

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  10. BlameItOnMyWife@blahblah.com

    Uh huh.

    I'm glad you slapped yourself in the face too. Forget blogging? I'd kill you!

    Do you really put that down as your occupation? LOL

    Justine :o )

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  11. I'm totally unable to help you come up with an email address as I'm challenged in that department myself!

    My favorite part of FB? Is stalking people from my husbands FB account because he NEVER uses it. So I accept friends for him of people I don't want as friends on MY FB, just so I can see what THEY are up to. I know. It's bad.

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  12. I love what everyone is coming up with. I delete mine everytime I get mad at him!

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  13. Maybe you don't think of hubbs as the Friendly Type any more. You could try accepting him and making some cyber romance with him, go ahead, try it, you'll like it. It will be fun.

    Secretia

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  14. I hope you asked God to forgive you for even contemplating (for a moment) that you would not continue to Blog. It's a sin, ya know.

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  15. YOU ARE FB AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT??? Screw the husband...friend request me!!!

    Hallie :)

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  16. Please don't change your "occupation"! That would just be wrong! Besides, if you quit, who would comment on my site?!

    How about one of these? FacebookFreak@whatever.com
    ForgetRealFriends_FacebookMe@whatever.com

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  17. Shemademedoit@whatever.com

    Marriedtothebest@chosenone.com

    VirtualHunter@looneytunes.com

    I love the occupation line! That is cool.

    Hugs!

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  18. Or maybe !

    georgierules@mycastle.com

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  19. You crack me up!!!!!!!!!!
    I have no good Ideas,.....

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  20. We all have bad days. It looks like you have had yours. It will get better.

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  21. I have serious blogging AND FB issues. Im glad you're my FB friend even if you wont friend your hubby....lmao

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  22. I have no good ideas, though there are some really funny ones here in your comment section!! I would FUH-REAK if I thought I lost my blog! Glad you figured out what the problem was!

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  23. IfOnlyFBwasLikeRealLifeThenIwldBaMafiaBosswithbillionsOfDollarsAhugeWeaponsCacheAndIcouldOffyou@wtf.com

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  24. Outhormoned@somethingmail.com

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  25. wifenofbme.willyou@facebookers.com

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  26. wifehasmyballs
    not_sawyer
    okie_from_muskogie

    Good Luck!

    Also, zero, even for OK, is JUST PLAIN WRONG!

    Stay warm.

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  27. zero ZERO that is not a tempature...it is an absence of any kind of warmth.....oh no! hate it for you.

    ok fb email name?
    Iwillfbwithyou@...
    wellfbyoubuddy@...
    facebookallday@...

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  28. Girl....Look at you! I am so proud! You figured it out all on your own, that is MAJOR! :)

    Now as for FB Monsters email....

    MyWifeIsAwesome@blahblahblah
    bassproshopjunkie@blahblahblah
    MyWifeIsASlowTexter@blahblahblah

    :) Those are my suggestions!

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  29. I tried to stop blogging.... It didn't work.

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  30. I have wondered a couple of times if I could walk away from blogging. The answer is no! Glad you can't either:)

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  31. Yay you! I am so glad you were able to figure out your blog problem!

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  32. After reading all the great email address suggestions I can't think of anything else to suggest.

    Enjoyed your post!

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  33. The old joke use to be that we had four seasons in Texas. They're called December, January, February and Summer......

    I guess that doesn't apply this year.

    Hope the bucket baths weren't too bad.

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  34. I'm so proud of you for fixing your blogging issue.

    Why not:

    FBMonster@yadayadaya
    or
    GotFB@gotbanned.com

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