This morning I had an issue with my blog, so I emailed Amybo, because.... that's what I do. My blog wasn't loading properly then all of a sudden you/me/them were swooshed off to some wonky site.
I walked around in circles-as if walking in circles was some magic cure,dried my sweaty palms and under-pits... sat back down and tried loading the page again...still being whisked away...
I started a fire, peed said a little prayer and tried again...still no luck
Giving one more gallant effort I tried to get to my blog via finding myself on your blogroll, would it work...nope...
So I said to myself...
'Self, no biggie you can walk away from blogging'...
Then I went to my mirror-took a long hard look at myself and slapped my face for even suggesting such a thing...
That slap must have worked because I realized it must be some code I have installed, so I slowly started removing html/java script from the blog each time saving and then checking, until I finally found where the issue was...sorta it is one of three things but at least it's gone....
YAY Me-I did it!
Do you think I have issues... when filling out applications, any applications, whether it's for the doctors office or tanning salon... under occupation I put 'blogger'
yiyiyiyi monster anyone?
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A week or so ago I put this as my status on FB
' Is it wrong of me that I am debating whether or not to accept my husbands friend request? '
I wasn't kidding and I still haven't added him...what? The kids haven't accepted his friend request either....
He just got a FB page-he had been asking me what all the hoopla was about so I offered to help him set up an account-cuz he is computer challenged and I'm nice like that...apparently his co-workers (all males) are face bookers too, so they started having a contest to see who could get the most friends....yiyiyi monster anyone?
He calls me this morning and says he has been banned from FB at work, to which I laughed HYSTERICALLY, then I composed myself so he could tell me it wasn't just him but everyone and he NEEDS me to set up a new email for him so his FB stuff can go there instead of his work email...
So I am sitting here thinking of a name for his new email...
EricYESImAddictedtofacebook@ whatever.com
Ifacebookdoyou@ whatever.com
wannabemyfriendonFB@ blahblahblah
Up for a little challenge? Help me come up with a creative email name for the FB monster I have created...my most favorite will win a copy of Kristin Hannahs book Firefly Lane
My confession for today: We are suppose to hit 0 that's Z-E-R-O degrees I think I am ready for Spring!
1 day ago
FBrocksmysoxoff@something.com
ReplyDeleteFBsuggesteduaddme@something.com
ericluvsFB@something.com
DeerHunterIam@yadayadayada
ReplyDeleteFBmonster@overthere.com
ReplyDeleteMywifewillnotfriendmeonfb@hahaha.com
IamtheFBchamp@beserious.com
Iamthemanonfb@hysterical.com
Iheartfacebook.com
ReplyDeleteFBatemybaby.com
Statusupdate.com
I know what you mean about stepping away slowly from the blog...it is truly addicting.
lol! this is hilarious! And I love what collinskid said "deerhunteriam@yadayada - that is great!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd zero!!! suck a toe!!! I'm with you baby - right down the road...we are going to freeze our stuff off! Do you know some schools around here are considering closing for the cold weather?
That's so funny that you haven't accepted him as a friend yet! :)
ReplyDeleteI think you should use...
mywifesetupmyFB@blahblahblah.com
Can I just say that it's suppose to be 52 today? I'm going to die in the summer but I'm digging the warm weather now!
ReplyDeleteHow about FBrulesmyworld@whatever.com
IFBwhilehunting@shotsomething.com
PS your blog was doing that funky thing last night too...FYI.
We are supposed to hit -22. YIKES.
ReplyDeleteHow about
ifacebookthereforeIam@yadayada.com
mywifethinksfbaddictionissexy@yadayada.com
myspaceisforweinies@facebookaddict.com
iheartfacebook@blah
ReplyDeletemisterfacebooker
BlameItOnMyWife@blahblah.com
ReplyDeleteUh huh.
I'm glad you slapped yourself in the face too. Forget blogging? I'd kill you!
Do you really put that down as your occupation? LOL
Justine :o )
I'm totally unable to help you come up with an email address as I'm challenged in that department myself!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part of FB? Is stalking people from my husbands FB account because he NEVER uses it. So I accept friends for him of people I don't want as friends on MY FB, just so I can see what THEY are up to. I know. It's bad.
I love what everyone is coming up with. I delete mine everytime I get mad at him!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you don't think of hubbs as the Friendly Type any more. You could try accepting him and making some cyber romance with him, go ahead, try it, you'll like it. It will be fun.
ReplyDeleteSecretia
I hope you asked God to forgive you for even contemplating (for a moment) that you would not continue to Blog. It's a sin, ya know.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Seriously!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE FB AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT??? Screw the husband...friend request me!!!
ReplyDeleteHallie :)
Please don't change your "occupation"! That would just be wrong! Besides, if you quit, who would comment on my site?!
ReplyDeleteHow about one of these? FacebookFreak@whatever.com
ForgetRealFriends_FacebookMe@whatever.com
Shemademedoit@whatever.com
ReplyDeleteMarriedtothebest@chosenone.com
VirtualHunter@looneytunes.com
I love the occupation line! That is cool.
Hugs!
Or maybe !
ReplyDeletegeorgierules@mycastle.com
myfbwasbannedatwork.com
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have no good Ideas,.....
We all have bad days. It looks like you have had yours. It will get better.
ReplyDeleteI have serious blogging AND FB issues. Im glad you're my FB friend even if you wont friend your hubby....lmao
ReplyDeleteI have no good ideas, though there are some really funny ones here in your comment section!! I would FUH-REAK if I thought I lost my blog! Glad you figured out what the problem was!
ReplyDeleteIfOnlyFBwasLikeRealLifeThenIwldBaMafiaBosswithbillionsOfDollarsAhugeWeaponsCacheAndIcouldOffyou@wtf.com
ReplyDeleteOuthormoned@somethingmail.com
ReplyDeletewifenofbme.willyou@facebookers.com
ReplyDeletewifehasmyballs
ReplyDeletenot_sawyer
okie_from_muskogie
Good Luck!
Also, zero, even for OK, is JUST PLAIN WRONG!
Stay warm.
zero ZERO that is not a tempature...it is an absence of any kind of warmth.....oh no! hate it for you.
ReplyDeleteok fb email name?
Iwillfbwithyou@...
wellfbyoubuddy@...
facebookallday@...
Girl....Look at you! I am so proud! You figured it out all on your own, that is MAJOR! :)
ReplyDeleteNow as for FB Monsters email....
MyWifeIsAwesome@blahblahblah
bassproshopjunkie@blahblahblah
MyWifeIsASlowTexter@blahblahblah
:) Those are my suggestions!
I tried to stop blogging.... It didn't work.
ReplyDeleteI have wondered a couple of times if I could walk away from blogging. The answer is no! Glad you can't either:)
ReplyDeleteYay you! I am so glad you were able to figure out your blog problem!
ReplyDeletegeorgiesman@facebook.com
ReplyDeleteAfter reading all the great email address suggestions I can't think of anything else to suggest.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed your post!
The old joke use to be that we had four seasons in Texas. They're called December, January, February and Summer......
ReplyDeleteI guess that doesn't apply this year.
Hope the bucket baths weren't too bad.
So I accept friends for him of people
ReplyDeleteWork from home India
I'm so proud of you for fixing your blogging issue.
ReplyDeleteWhy not:
FBMonster@yadayadaya
or
GotFB@gotbanned.com