Countdowns

Where has this year gone? anyone? There are 4 months of 2010 left, now that school has started and I am now working mid-mornings AND evenings these next few months will fly by(at least for me)...Here is a little peak of my countdown...

In 29 days my baby will be thhhhhirrrrrteen-*tears*

It is 61 days until Halloween-so enjoy carving the pumpkins or in my case drilling holes in them

Daylight savings time begins in 68 days-The days get shorter and we gain an hour of sleep

My oldest child will be sevvvvennnnteen in 79 days-*sigh*

It is 86 days until Thanksgiving-gobble gobble

In 93 days my wonderful husband will be 45-Love you babe

In 109 days this goofball will be 40-*ugh*

It is 116 days until Christmas-ahhh the Holidays

A New Year begins in 123 days-2011 sounds so futuristic

*disclaimer* I in no way shape or form meant to leave out any ones specific special day or holiday-it took me 3 hours to come up with this post-Oh I had another post ready to go, it is the rants and ravings of a madwoman just not sure I wanna hit publish...

So what does YOUR countdown look like for the remainder of 2010?

My Confession for today: Life is Good...Very Good...

True Lies(answers)

Yesterday we played a little game 2 truths and a lie...Today I will reveal the answers...

One person found all my little lies, honestly it comes as no surprise to me that 'this person' knew the answers cuz I swear we were separated at birth, I mean we could be twins and all except for the fact she is 4'11 and I am 5'9 other than that we are identical... wanna know who it was? Click back there and go meet the velvet lush...

Here are the lies:

♥ I hate cooking-I LOVE to cook, would love to own my own restaurant some day, nothing big or fancy

♥ I can't stand candles or scents of any kind- I LOVE scents I burn candles year round(every summer eric swears he will divorce me if I light another candle) air fresheners ,scentsy, reed diffusers, glade plug ins...you name it I got it...

♥ I love to go out and karaoke the night away- TOTAL lie...crowds of any size mortify me and I can not sing...bad combo

♥ I love flying- I have done many posts on how I do not like flying...not now, not ever not even with green eggs and ham

♥ I love lemon in my tea- while I LOVE all lemon desserts and lemon chicken, lemon pasta,lemonade and lemon water I will literally freak out if there is lemon in my tea

so that means I was in a commercial,I did sing all I want for Christmas are my 2 front teeth, My sister and I are the same age for 10 days, I have 2 tattoos, Fall is most definitely my favorite season, YES I sleep with a 'box' fan year round, I have owned 11 different cars, I can't whistle, I used to be a parts runner and sadly when I was 6 or 7 I got an operation piece stuck up my nose and my mama made me sniff pepper to sneeze it out...

My confession for today: ‎"Had I been given all I needed all at once, then I'd have been deprived of what I needed most, faith."

Liar Liar Pants On Fire

The ladies over at the RHOK have a fun McLinky Monday called 2 truths and a lie...But It's not Monday you say...that was yesterday you say...work with me here please, I am always a day late and a dollar short plus I have been laid up in bed since Friday with a pinched nerve in my back, so a little sympathy,cards,flowers or cash is an appropriate way to show your support in my time of need...

Now on with the show

Today we are going to play a game called Two Truths and a Lie.
I will tell you three things about myself and you try to figure out which one is the lie.

I'll let you know the answer in the comments section or in my next post

♥ I was in a commercial
♥ I hate cooking
♥ I once sang all I want for Christmas are my 2 front teeth in a play

Do you know which one is the lie?
_________________________

♥ My sister and I are the same age for 10 days
♥ Fall is my favorite season
♥ I can't stand candles or scents of any kind

Do you know which one is the lie?
__________________________

♥ I sleep with a Fan year round
♥ I love to go out and karaoke the night away
♥ Over the course of my life I have owned 11 different cars

Do you know which one is the lie?
____________________________

♥ I have 2 tattoos
♥ I love flying
♥ I can't whistle

Do you know which one is the lie?
____________________________

♥ I love lemon in my tea
♥ I got an operation game piece stuck up my nose
♥ I used to be a parts runner for an auto parts store

Do you know which one is the lie?
___________________________

There may be a special lil surprise for the first person who happens to know all the lies... there are 5 total lies, one in each group of 3...

My confession for today: It's raining today, I LOVE the rain and that's No lie!

Back 2 Skool

It's McLinky Monday over at The RHOK and this Mondays Q is Back to school happy or sad?

Well let me see how many ways I can dissect this question...

With B2S come new clothes but not for me...a few weeks ago we took the hellions to pennys for new undies and bra-ers....I proudly places my new bra and granny panty on the counter when everyone looks at me and someone I'm not saying which someone eric asked me if I had some higher education in my future....

With B2S comes new supplies like paper,pens in every color,rulers,cool shiny folders and notebooks but not for me...I may or may not have accidentally on purpose dropped a bunch of green pens in one, I'm not saying which one Jessica of the kiddos carts implying you reallllly need these right and then she snitched on me...traitor

With B2S comes yearbooks that cost $100, $15 parking permits, making sure lunch accounts have money in them, joining PTA(at 3 different schools), cute motorcycle cops in the school zones,waking up EARLY to make a hot nutritious breakfast so I can help my kiddos get the best start on each day... this so applies to me because my wallet will be raided, I will be up with the roosters-making whatever each child would like for breakfast and I will be smiling and waving at the cute motorcycle cop on my way to drop off at school....by week 2 I will be... throwing a piece of bread and bottle of water at each child as they stumble to my car with boogies in their eyes because they wouldn't wash their face then have to turn around and come home at least twice because someone forgot something like brushing their teeth or a school ID and I am no longer smiling and waving at the not so cute motorcycle cop as I try to get my childrens to school on time without getting a ticket...Homeschoolers feel free to mock me....

With B2S comes Fall and daylight savings and cooler weather and pumpkins and Halloween and firewood...this really has nothing to do with back to school it just makes me happy....

B2S means I won't have to listen to this type of drivel all day

You doucher pro-nounced dow-sher
You dork
Your a Douche Bag-pro-nounced just like massengil would
You whore-DON'T call me the H word!
I'm rubber you are glue bounce off me and stuck on you...over and over and over

Here are the culprits on their first day of school last year...my my my have they ever changed

and so on and so on...just keepin it real folks...they are teens and while I am very blessed that they don't chase each other around with kitchen knives or resort to physical violence...their vocab arguments are insane....

I think I was suppose to be answering a question and my answer is no I am not happy, okay maybe a teeny tiny bit that they are going back to school...and I can tell you why I am not happy...quite simply...it means I am getting older...

My confession for today: I swear I am not vain! But my aching bones and wrinkles tell me otherwise and I really wanna visit a Chiropractor...he can fix anything right?


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