Kellogg's giving us Krave aka The Crack of cereal, only to hook us then raising the price is poppycock
A Self imposed facebook hiatus makes everyone think you blocked them
Elliot Sadler needs to be tar'd N feathered for wrecking my man Jimmy Johnson after barely 2 laps
The Price of Senior pictures is highway robbery
Laundry is over-rated, who needs clean clothes and who can afford 'HE' laundry detergent!
Raising your insurance b/c your child has a wreck sucks, raising it again after same child has another wreck sucks worse
So happy your child is getting married so you can
Pine-Sol and Comet just may be the best cleaning products ever
Ryan Seacrest getting doused with bisquick and knowing he was beyond pissed and couldntdoadamnthingaboutit was priceless
Watching Octavia Spencer win best supporting actress for The Help AND Shelia E & Pharrells drumming were the BestOscarMoments of the night, let's stop talking bout Angelina's legs please
The dad that shot up his daughters laptop...did what a lot of parents would like to do, but don't, at least publicly
HD TV is the best invention since toilet paper
McDonalds sausage mcmuffins are da bomb for a buck
Seven Seas Creamy Italian dressing needs to be put BACK on the market-how could they discontinue my favorite dressing ever!
My Confession for today: I'm slowly emerging from my funk-Thank you for stickin by me