Some of you may know that Daddy is back at my house going through round 2 of his chemo treatments-this is keeping me really busy. I haven't had time to post let alone read many blogs-so today I am pulling an old post from my WP archives-Thank goodness no one read me on WP! Just know I will get caught up on my blog reading and the SSS list has been updated...
It is amazing some of the crap I get in my spam folder-here are some of the subject lines and my responses
Your maid will be pleased like with no one else before!-well hell I am considered a maid around here does that mean I qualify to be pleased like with no one else before!
25 Internet Millionaires did this in secret yesterday! then it goes on to say You're gunna mess on yourself when you find out what 25 of the World's smartest & richest Internet Millionaires did yesterday! Well if ima gonna mess on myself I don't want any part of it
Pen!s length guaranteed to grow-no matter how many times I email them and tell them I do NOT have a Pen!s or a Penis they keep on tryin to entice me to make my nonexistent penis grow.-they may get more biz if they were marketing to the right gender.
Make your thing as big as life-my response, my thing is already larger than life, so top that!
Become more attractive to ladies- this one has possibilities because just in case I all of a sudden become un-attractive to the male species it's always good to have a back-up plan.
A Special Offer for You: Sport Diver-at first I thought oooo mr gp needs this then I realized it was legit-there is an actual magazine called sport diver-damn
Your Healths at Stake-what? do you know something about my health that I don't?
Blonde girls do it best-note to self remind mr gp of this
Never Sleep For it Causes Early Death-HUH? are you kidding me, cuz, me without sleep will surely cause your sudden death!
You can now decide how long you want to be-well you can get back to me when I can decide how thin I want to be!
Getting some is not hard-Getting what, cash? Because so far it's proven pretty hard!
Increase girth and inches in one easy step-WTF girth?
Do you wanna have a great time in bed with your spouse?-your kidding me right?
Money is it even real?-checks my wallet-ummm in my case, nope
Your XXXlife has never felt this good-how do know what my XXXlife feels like?
Back alley news-as apposed to what? the back-door news?
My confession for today: for a good chuckle check your spam boxes ♥
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