1.06.2009

Google Analytics

Okay not only am I decisionally challenged I am technology challenged as well aka computer illiterate and apparently it runs in my family...

Mom just called...and this is what I heard....

Mom: what's an EARL?
me: an EARL?
Mom: yes an EARL you know(and she spells it out here) U-R-L!

Just keepin it real guys....sorry mom but it is funny ♥ You!

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I added google analytics a while back and I had NO idea how to decipher it(that's the technology challenged part). I have seen lots of bloggers list search words from their GA list-so this morning I took 5 hours some time to see what keywords people searched for and instead got my blog listing...

WARNING I am NOT nearly as interesting as say Happy Hour Sue or Tena with their GA searches


Here is what I found:

Thongs was a popular search term that brought up my blog,
someone searched for Deb's Thong
my mom and I share our thongs together
Thongs
Thong song(think Sisqo)
Oprahs thong
Oprah in thongs-I am not a huge Oprah fan so I am sorry to those searchers I am sure you were let down-I could possibly negotiate  for a small fee a pic of deb in her thong...I'm just saying I got connections...

There were lots of searches for a confession booth-I got that one covered-The first Friday of every month-be here or be square...

Secret santa was another search that lead google searchers to my blog-that one I get, there was non stop SSS chatter going on for a couple months

I hate to even type this word out HORROR-OIDS it was a painful time in my assa life I hope that post educated and helped the ones searching...

Lots of Decisionally Challenged folks out there-it's good to know I am not alone-that word got 35 searches that in turn pulled up this blog...


Here are a couple that  have me going WTF?
origin of phrase bobbing my pants
saucy redhead 38d
viggo mortensen coccyx
scream queens head
dog turds
definition of the word stuffed
how to get a freak in your school on the internet


My Confession for today: maybe if I start swearing and talking sex I will get better GA results


48 comments:

  1. What's a Earl...That is so something my Mom would do too!

    Too funny, I posted my Google Analytics today too. Mine are about sex, old age and obesity....cry cry cry. That is what I have become!

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  2. I just got done bobbing my pants, so I thought I'd come over here.

    I'm always amazed at the searches people type in, but then again, I type in some weird stuff too (nothing like what's on your list, though). Since I just changed URLs (hehe), I haven't gotten anything crazy...yet.

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  3. Mine are all about Fat lady Porn....

    Whatever, I wrote one post "Fat Chicks" MONTHS ago and have since created a following of fat and fun loving pervs! :(

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  4. Ha! Let us know what talking dirty gets for you GA reports!

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  5. That is too cute to your Mom!

    I wanna know how to do analytics!

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  6. Ok I know less then you, while what you wrote was funny, I had no idea what you were talking about.

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  7. "EARL" Now THAT is funny!

    It's amazing to me what people will Google!

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  8. I'm surprised the Confessional didn't pop up!

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  9. Oh, your mom and my mom should get together and take a computer course or something. "EARL"! Priceless!!

    And I think your GA search results are funny!

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  10. I can't figure it out either...I thought I had it added correctly but alas I do not...because it does not!

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  11. Don't start talking about potty training!! ICK, some pervs were googling "little girls in panties" and I almost lost my cookies!

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  12. If they find my thong would you please let me know. I need it dude!
    But NO ONE wants that pic - trust me.

    Hi MOM!! Have you seen my thong??

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  13. Look at you all tech savvy!! I just figured out feedburner yesterday, and I'm pretty sure I got it wrong.

    I registered for GA, but I couldn't figure out where to paste it on my site to get it to work.

    Now where's that chisel I was using to make my to-do list?

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  14. Someone else said they had Oprah on their list. That's just too weird. Oprah in a thong is making me ill.

    ;-)

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  15. Wahhhhh, my analytics doesn't work. Wahhhh, I want funny keywords too. Somebody anybody?

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  16. I considered myself pretty good with the computer and I cannot for the life of me figure out how to find out what search terms lead people to my blog. Would it take too long for you to write and tell me? I love reading these things. It's hilarious what sends people to certain sites.

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  17. The reason Eudia-Mamia and I are friends is that we are alike. I can't figure out how to put GA on my site either. Maybe I am better off not knowing.

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  18. I love my Analytics. The search words always make me laugh!

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  19. That is hilarious! Hey, whatever gets them here, right?

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  20. I would not even BEGIN to know how to put Google Analytics on my blog, let alone decipher it! But holy love how yours made me laugh. And your mom! EARL!

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  21. Thong, tha thong thong thong...stuck in my head now.

    I did a post today about my husband being decisionally challenged. Just now I realized I titled that post with your blog title. Didn't mean to copy, lady. It's just that...well, he's REALLY decisionally challenged :)

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  22. Dog turds?!? LOL!!

    I have GA and have yet to really figure it out either.

    I love your mom and her Earl!! Too funny!

    Funny story... my brother's ex wife is from the panhandle.. anyway here mom recently was on the turnpike and when she called she said she was on the pike pass! ROFL! Obviously she isn't on a turnpike too often!

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  23. I get googled for 50 pound boobs....a lot!!

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  24. Isnt it funny WHAT people search? I get a lot that come from my blog after searching NUDE African boys. I am sure they are quite sadden when they see I have a picture of cute african boys, they are 10, and fully clothed!

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  25. Hilarious! I am loving your blog. Thanks for leaving me a comment. I should probably come back for the Friday Confessional....I got a lot to confess.

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  26. Happy Hour Sue's are pretty good but yours are right up there! LOL
    Oh, and your mom cracked me up! That's funny stuff...EARL.

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  27. viggo mortensen - one of THE hottest actors to come from sweden! he plays the ranger (and the lost king) in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. And coccyx is a small bone that articulates with the sacrum and that usually consists of four fused vertebrae which form the terminus of the spinal column. He must have broken his....?

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  28. Now I'm singing "Earl had to die..." ; )
    I'm looking into this GA thing!!

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  29. Cute Cute Cute Post!

    I don't know how to discover how people find me? What you were talking about (GA) (maybe you'll have to tell me about that.

    But I noticed on Feedjit that the teacake recipe about brought the whole world to my doorstep! Apparently, lots of folks had a 'thing' for teacakes this Christmas!!!

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  30. ROLMAO EARL!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

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  31. Apparently what you need is some Oprah in a thong pictures!

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  32. The swearing doesn't help. Trust me. All I get are skunk lookups and Twilight. Gee I wonder why. LOL

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  33. I love the story about your mom. Her and I would be best friends. If it' weren't for Francesca I would not be able to blog. She is the geek of our chickies. I had know idea you could even do that kind of search on google. Good thing I don't teach computers! Thanks for reading. -kacey

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  34. I'm sure it was Jill wondering how to be a saucy redhead again. sorry.

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  35. "Oprah's thong"?
    Ewwwww. That's creepy. (but funny) I can't even think of myself in a thong - it scares me.

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  36. Loving *saucey redhead 38d*
    Like your bra size??

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  37. Bra sizes and Google ips, Damn I have to make sure I come here daily.

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  38. swearing and sex IS the trick!

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  39. I never figured out how to check the GA. Off to try again.

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  40. Love the Earl comment. Classic!

    Now that you've figgered the whole GA thing out, can you teach the rest of us dumbasses? Can you start out explaining out WTF it is.
    Gee thanks.

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  41. oh my gosh, I only got as far as "my mom and I share our thongs" I could read no further. blech

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  42. dog turds?? lol How rude!

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  43. hahahahahahahahaha coccyx. Viggo Mortensen. Hahahahahaha maybe they heard his stuck out or wanted to see his butt?

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  44. Funny post! I checked mine when I started getting visitors from, well, let's call them countries that end with "stan." Found lots of people looking for something called zoospunk. DO NOT, I repeat NOT, google it. Eew. Blech. Yuck.

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