My sister sent me this and since I want you all to be as informed as possible I am sharing it with you...I have no idea where it originated or I would give credit where credit is due
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas..
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, Erotic lustfulness, Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing, Loss of money, Loss of virginity, Prenancy,Table dancing, Memory Loss, Headache
Dehydration, Dry mouth, And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
you are not..
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
think you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting
Please share this with others who may need Margaritas. Thank you.
My confession for today: I Hope you all have a Blessed easter Sunday
I'm posting this later on my blog because I'm 2 hefty sized margaritas into the weekend, and feeling pretty damned good about that!
ReplyDeleteOh wow. I just might have to try that remedy.
ReplyDeleteI busted a gut at "women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.". HAHAHA!
I hope you are having an awesome girls weekend!
What a brilliant solution, and most enjoyable! Happy Easter!
ReplyDeleteIt's true. Those do solve a few of those issues.
ReplyDeleteHappy girl's weekend!
MARGARITAS are my happy juice. I can be in the cruddiest mood and have a margarita...I am cured. Thank you for the post.
ReplyDeleteBring on the Margaritas!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I find that Margaritas also increase my intelligence greatly and make my old jokes funny again!!! Especially when told over and over.
ReplyDeleteI hope that you are having a great girls weekend.
Snort!
ReplyDeleteGawd, I have way more experience with this then I care to admit!
ReplyDeleteGreat post!! I laughed....a lot. Because I know it's all true...
ReplyDeleteOh that was too funny.
ReplyDeleteOh, I love this one! It is so true.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great weekend!
Happy Easter, Georgie!!
ReplyDeleteI think at this rate I'm going to need quite a few of these to feel up to par!
ReplyDeleteThank you for this medical advice. It is one that I plan to actually take:)
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm - strawberry margaritas - mmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteI'm going to need to try this! Would you like to join me to show me the way?
ReplyDeleteDo I take two and call you in the morning? I may take three.. or four..
ReplyDeleteI think I might need one of these.
ReplyDeleteHi Georgie,
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter!
We all know how much I love them!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter, Georgie!
Thanks for the chuckle. Hear's hoping You & Yours have the Happiest of Easters, too!
ReplyDeleteI prefer not to take too much medication but I'm ready and willing to give this a try.
ReplyDeleteOh Georgie, you really had me with the title, LOL!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter to you too!!
Hope you have had a great weekend:)
ReplyDeleteAnd, the beans have had a wonderful Easter!!
For a split second I actually thought it was a real drug. It's either or early or I'm lame, but one thing is certain - U R FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I cannot take Margarita. I have tried a few times in the past, and the result is always the same. After only a few sips of Margarita, I end up in the bathroom puking. I honestly think I have an allergy to tequila because I cannot drink any kind of drink that has tequila in it. I am allergic to scallops, and the reaction is exactly the same. Bring me an ice cold beer!
ReplyDeleteAmong the side effects; brain freeze if you drink frozen Margaritas. And yet, they're worth it.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff. Hope your weekend was fun!
That's my kind of medication!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny!! Hope you had a great Easter, and weekend away, woohoo!!
ReplyDeleteNaye
Margaritas make me intelligent, hilarious, and hawt. At least I think so.
ReplyDeleteHere, here!!!
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