8.20.2009

Todays Post brought to you by 'Keywords'

photo courtesty google images

Every now and then I check my google analytics, I say check, all I really know how to do is click on keywords and I'm always amazed at the words people type in to google that in turn brings up this blog...

For your viewing pleasure this is what peeps have searched for and were led astray...

cola paperwork- all I can say is I'm sorry, I rarely talk about cola or paperwork

noreply-comment@blogger.com- this one I get and I hope that post was helpful

I am terrified of horses- me too my friend me too

camping- may your camping trips be nothing like mine

Is his cox bigger than mine- well I was referencing cox cable not ummmm that

everytime I shat I get hemmoroids- I prefer not to relive that time in my life and I hope my Horror-oid PSA was helpful

forks and spoons and monkey butts- seriously? those keywords brought up my blog

nekkid dare day- I can not confirm or deny ever being a part of this

men and women in bed having sex in w.w.2- I am speechless I never speak the S word on here My mom,sisters,cousins and childrens read this blog

olay regenerist causes stomach aches - who knew? I know I didn't and I can't remember ever talking about Olay on here

what men have to deal with- to the poor fella that found my blog, I hope you realize your life isn't that bad, you could have me for a wife

the meaning of crimson and cream- OU Sooners baby the ONLY meaning there is

Hair plugs and anal plugs whats the difference- OMGosh!

My personal favorite was...

"cookoo" "housewife" "suburb"- That pretty much sums me up...

My confession for today- And the Thunder rolls...

66 comments:

  1. Crack me up! i never get crazy googles. I'm thinking that's good thing though. I don't want those psychos at my blog.

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  2. those were, um, interesting. i laughed at your horse comment. i am right there with you, georgie!

    cookoo suburban housewives unite!!!

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  3. Not just ANY sex, but WW2 (as in WORLD WAR 2?) sex? Hhhhmmm...I'm intrigued.

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  4. LOL I was also gonna suggest sex in World War 2 as that lookup. People are nuts! All I get on my blog are people searching for skunks. LOL

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  5. those are good ones!!!!!!!
    not sure how you do this but if you get an extra minute drop me an email.....that is funny!!!!!

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  6. Those are hysterical! I always love seeing the wacky things that people google to get to us!

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  7. So who's been eating their Olay Regenerist instead of smearing it on their face?

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  8. I know not of these google analytics which you speak! Intriguing...

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  9. Yea Your Back!!!

    Good to hear from and I must as always--some funny stuff there.
    Hope all is well.
    Melinda

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  10. Hahahaha - great post. Those are hilarious!

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  11. OK the "plugs" have me rolling in the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Heard throught the blogline you have NOT read the Sookie Stackhouse series!!! Girl RUN and get the first one and start now!!!!! I see where anything Janet Evanowich is a fave of yours...ME TOO!!!!!! My kids know when I'm reading one of hers cause I am laughing so hard I can't talk!!!!!!

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  12. That's HILARIOUS!!!
    Yes, the thunder rolls - I'm down the road from you!

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  13. I don't use Google analytics. It sounds like something I should check out, though?

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  14. hilarious how do i do that now i am way way to curious
    you must write things we do not see here

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  15. I love it. I'm always surprised at what brings people to my blog.

    I once wrote a blog titled "mean mom suck". I'm pretty that one resulted in a lot of disappointing people searching for things far more "intersting" than what I write.

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  16. Hehehe GMTA. Although my keywords weren't nearly as funny as yours. Here's a keyword you need to start thinking about SSS

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  17. hahaahaa this was very funny! i love your blog :) plan to read more in the future!

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  18. Hair plugs vs anal plugs? Well hair plugs keep the hair on your head from growing and anal plugs? Yeah you guessed it. They keep hair from growing in your anal. Now If I could just get it braided.....

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  19. Funny stuff! The google searches that led to my blog haven't been quite that...interesting. LOL

    Crimson and cream/Crimson and white...Boomer Sooner/Roll Tide!! OU is one of my favorite teams. Sept. 5th can't get here soon enough!

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  20. And to think you are minding your business, innocently blogging only to find that people are coming to read your blog because you speak of such things! LOL

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  21. Cox and WW2 (Wild Women 2?) using Crimson and Cream?

    I thought this was a FAMILY blog.

    ;-)

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  22. I'm gonna have to check that out.
    BOOMER SOONER!!

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  23. OK...I totally have to do this and see what comes up! The hair plugs and anal plugs is classic! Can't even imagine what would happen if you got those mixed up!

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  24. I guess that I need to check out this Google Analytics.

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  25. Wow, the plugs one made me blush.

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  26. OMG, the one about the difference between hair plugs and anal plugs almost made me pee in my pants from laughing so hard! I can't believe the things people actually do a google search for...it's hysterical.

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  27. I wonder what people would type if they thought their family could see it - there are a lot of people out there that need to get (wholesome) hobbies.

    And to the dude looking up hair plugs or plugs, please, don't do it.

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  28. This is too funny...and now I want, no NEED, to do it, too! Thanks!! :o)

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  29. Oh, I love Google search term keywords. I have a program that shows incoming terms in real time, and I swear, I could watch it like TV.

    I do hope that poor person figured out the difference between anal and hair plugs.

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  30. My favorite one I've gotten today:

    "suck my titty fluff"

    Seriously?

    I don't even want to know.

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  31. I love these! Too funny!

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  32. now you have the S word on your site! :)

    I just shake my head at my searches! :)

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    在全球中有90%以上的國際廠商已經在使用搜尋引擎進行網路行銷方式,貴公司網站登錄搜尋引擎了嗎?貴公司網站一定要在全球最大的搜尋引擎Google及台灣最大的搜尋引擎Yahoo,因為只有seo排名Top10的網站才能享有大量曝光率,登錄搜尋引擎才能發揮最大的效果,試想如果您的網站排名在100名以外,會有多少採購廠商能找到貴公司網站呢?首頁科技網路行銷seo協助貴公司網站進入Google或Yahoo排名首頁,讓貴公司有效的提昇曝光率,大量的訂單及詢價單讓您不亦樂乎,網路行銷再也不是一件困難的事了!

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  34. Hello, I'm leaving a comment for you because you have a great site here - I've really enjoyed reading your posts and your pictures are great !

    Thanks for sharing them and have a lovely weekend

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  35. Some of those were the weirdest!!! I love looking at mine too. People come to my blog for all the wrong reasons sometimes. :)

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  36. Okay...now I need to read mine! :)

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  37. Hair plugs and butt plugs? OMG!!! heeheeheeeeeeee

    Justine :o )

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  38. Taiwan's flooding caused by the disaster, let us love to play together to help those in need of help, and now you need to do is click on any one keyword for each link will be sponsored by the NT one dollar, let us work together to create world peace ~ thank you!

    台灣這次受到洪水侵襲造成巨大災難,讓我們發揮愛心一起幫助這些需要幫助的人,現在你只要每點擊任何一個關鍵字連結,將會得到新台幣一元的贊助,讓我們一起共同創造世界和平~感謝您!

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    清潔公司 法拍屋 看護
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    柴犬 哈士奇 網頁設計
    防爆工具 瑜珈 機票

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  39. No fair!!! Mine are NEVER that interesting! LOL you are hilarious!

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  40. Do you read Chinese?
    I have no idea how to do the stat thing! I think I need a tutorial! How about you setting one up?

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  41. Too funny...off to check out mine. LOL

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  42. I love it....your blog header is one of the cutest I have seen....so glad to find your blog....Adding it to my sidebar

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  43. HAHAHAHAHA I can't stand it.....too funny. I need to try this. I'm sure I will be ashamed at what I find. :-)

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  44. Too funny, this menopausal farm chick has got to run or change her bloomers. I love these! I am picturing some gal thinking," OK, hummm, Olay Regenerist turns back age topically...gotta work on everything if I take a swig....oops....tummy ache." I truly enjoyed. Have a wonderful day!

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  45. Hello, I'm leaving you a comment to say just what a beautiful blog you have here. Such fascinating and interesting posts. And your pictures... just perfect ! Thank you for sharing all this - and best wishes to you...

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  46. First time visitor. :)

    I know what you mean about keyword analysis. It makes you look uber cool or ultra sordid very often - I still can't work out which!

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  47. Okay first, I'm laughing so hard right now! I'm amazed at what people google. Second, I'm singing The Thunder Rolls right now and probably will be all day. :)

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  48. That last one is priceless!

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  49. Love Without Borders, in response to Taiwan's 88 flood, please go to my site ~ Thank you for blessing the whole world!

    雲林山區立委補選國民黨提名參選人張艮輝,98/8/23於斗南成立服務處。當天誠心為88災民祈福,祈願蒼天福澤災民,能快速重建家園。

    雲林立委候選人張艮輝於會場上表達一貫堅持的參選理念,「一份理想、2 個希望、 3大改變」,並藉盛會為台灣祈福,場上的台灣加油地圖由地方代表等數十人點燃230支蠟燭,代表為台灣加油並點亮台灣因受88水災所面臨的黑暗期,在點燃蠟燭的同時,張艮輝也宣讀為台灣祈福文表示願為台灣這塊土地承受所有苦難。

    雲林國民黨雲林立委張艮輝>>>參考網站

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  50. I wish you health and happiness every day!
    Ich wünsche Ihnen Glück und Gesundheit jeden Tag!
    Je vous souhaite santé et bonheur chaque jour!

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    婦產科
    張艮輝
    法拍屋
    瑜珈
    服飾
    隔熱紙
    清潔
    雲林

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    Have a great day!

    Raven

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  52. What's up w/all the Asian comments?
    You have a following ; )
    Missed your humor sister!! Nekkid - too funny!!!
    We should have Dawn plan a GNO this Fall!
    XoXo

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  53. You are to funny. I have never tried the google thing.

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  54. Recommend some of Taiwan's high-quality sites so that you do reference and to share ~ and we wish everyone peace and happiness!

    Insulation paper:隔熱紙,health foods:保健食品,Baby Cakes:彌月蛋糕
    Kaohsiung County Tourism:高雄縣旅遊,>Kaohsiung yoga:高雄瑜珈,Shiba Inu:柴犬
    Kenting Tourism:墾丁旅遊,cleaning companies清潔公司,cheese cake:乳酪蛋糕
    Clothing wholesale:服飾批發,Vietnamese brides:越南新娘,brides from mainland China:大陸新娘
    Shaping:整形,MOTEL:MOTEL,Japanese clothing:日系服飾
    Jelly silicone:果凍矽膠,brides from mainland China:外籍新娘,Kaohsiung Tourism:高雄旅遊
    Cake:蛋糕,yoga classes:瑜珈教室,Torque Wrench:扭力板手
    Internet marketing:網路行銷,website ranking:網站排名,seo:seo

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  55. Um, excuse me. IU is cream and crimson. :)

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  56. And what's up with all your Asian friends?!

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  57. Types of chocolate:
    Commercially available chocolate and chocolate can be divided into thermostat thermostat-free chocolate, the so-called free thermostat chocolate, is chocolate containing cocoa butter composition of the separation, and then replace the cocoa butter to vegetable oils, due to low prices, easy and in the is not easy to melt under high ambient temperature have been widely used in commercial purposes, the French chocolate Technology Normal University are reluctant to use the thermostat-free chocolate.

    Dalai Lama's public trip from August 31 to September 2. Dalai Lama plans on the 30th night entry from Taoyuan International Airport, 31 Chinese and foreign journalists will be held the morning, afternoon, and visits prospecting disaster victims, on the 1st of the trip was a public speech and the victims of the village, a modern place in Kaohsiung City Comprehensive Stadium, 2 No. Han God Dome Banquet Hall with Cardinal Paul Shan Kuo-hsi of the talk.

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  58. Confidence, perseverance, courage, all three in place, then the world is not impossible to do things.
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  59. On the ground planted vegetables, it is unlikely that long grass; the hearts of the good, it is unlikely that health evil.

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    Sur le terrain planté de légumes, il est peu probable que l'herbe longue, le cœur du bien, il est peu probable que le mal de la santé.

    Auf dem Boden gepflanzt Gemüse, ist es unwahrscheinlich, dass die hohen Gras, die Herzen der gut ist, ist es unwahrscheinlich, dass die Gesundheit das Böse.

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  60. Horses scare me too! I'm glad I'm not alone in that.

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  61. I not in the habit of checking Google Analytic, but I do check statcounter on a daily basis and I have to admit that some of the search terms they use to end up on my blogs can be quite amusing. I think I've even done a similar post to this, only maybe not so detailed ;)

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