6 reasons why you would be doomed if you were stranded on a deserted island all by yourself is the writing prompt from Momdots Small Talk Six on Saturday
At first I was thinking, really, 'This is a bad thing?' then I realized I'm no Brook Shields and I wouldn't have a Chris Aktins with me
6) no internet I would die right then and there
5) I'm not crafty like the professor so I couldn't make a fishing pole out of sticks with banana leaf bows and a spider spun web line
4) Fear of the 'Lord of the Flies' coming to eat me-those boys are scary!
3) I don't know how to make Fire or the difference between low tide/high tide or what the moon phases mean
2) Bugs, snakes, animal sounds from the jungle *shivers*
and the number 1 reason I'd be doomed: the coconuts don't come in size D
I would make Madonna's 'Swept Away' look like it deserved an Oscar
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