Weekend Update #1...Continued

Where was I? Oh yes, I had just slapped my hubs in the face! I also shook his shoulders and promised to break up with him IF he didn't wake up!

He woke up...sorta...yanno that glazed and dazed and disoriented look... well that's what I was dealing with...I asked them not to call 911, again, the selfish side in me so did not want to spend the night in the ER for observation...PLUS the one time I passed out and fell face first into an open dishwasher rack no one took me to the ER...I coulda poked an eye-ball out ya'll!

As soon as he is sitting in a chair and we are asking him all kinds of questions-I yell "pack up my food" Remember we had just arrived before Eric decided to hijack my weekend had a terrible fall.We asked him his name...his reply eeeerrrjeck...we asked him where he was...his reply Thhhe lllummmberrrjacckkkk(close enough babe...close enough)

The wonderful staff at The Lumberyard helped get Eric to the car and I got us back to the hotel. The back of his head was bleeding and the knot was outward protruding not inward...so my goal was to keep him awake for a few hours,ice his head and take care of him...Ididnotsleepthewholenight! It was at about 2am I realized we left the bar and grill without paying!

He woke up Saturday hurting-especially on the left side of his face *snicker* I had to retell him the entire story-he basically had no memory of it...although as the day went on he started remembering bits and pieces...so I knew he didn't have brain damage....

The new owners of the Lumberyard are from UNION! and There was NO WAY this BA TIGER was not gonna go back and pay her bill! We took it easy on Saturday it's the least I could do...right?

He woke up Sunday hurting in places he didn't even know he had....

I will say this was, besides the awful and uncomfortable bed, this was the MOST relaxing trip to ES ever! Okay minus the minor freak out at seeing my hubs laying unconscious on the floor of a bar and grill...

This is a true story I only wish it was a dream or nightmare....

Here are a few photos from our weekend...I hope you enjoy them....

My confession for today: Stay tuned for next weeks post as we celebrate my best girlfriends 40th Bday!

Weekend Update #1

Recently I have discovered I can not give what is being given back to me in the form of comments and emails...My solution? Do a post, once a week and totally copy SNL and name it Weekend Update...my hope is I will be able to get back in the swing of things and visit blogs and reply to comments...

So this weekend update post is about my lil impromptu trip to Eureka Springs Ar....

Since this was an impromptu trip we left at 6ish PM on Friday and were ES bound...Eric aka Mr GP had been on nights yanno 11-7 not to be confused with 7-11 cuz that's a convenient store

We arrived in town with not so much as a reservation anywhere...but that's the BEAUTY of an impromptu trip ...unless you let your hubby pick the hotel/motel and said hotel/motel has the worst beds EVER! So I am NOT linking where we stayed...just know hard & lumpy!

I hadn't eaten all day when I woke mr GP for this trip(remember he is on 11-7 shift)....I will skip the whole trying to pack fast and what we forgot and had to buy once we got in to town...and IF you know ES you know the restaurants pretty much shut down at 9pm...so my wonderful hubs had to listen to me whine all the way to Eureka about how hungry I was....I whined the whole two hours and forty five minutes...I may or may not have said..."Are We There Yet?"

So we arrive/pick a place to sleep/look for food and end up with bar food...it's our only option....srsly! BUT let me say we were at The Lumberyard and they have GOOD bar food...I just didn't know i wouldn't get to eat that bar food.....

Right as our food is being delivered Mr GP tells me he doesn't feel well...and being the good wife I am I suggest he go to the bathroom and splash water on his face....

He stands up...sorta...and falls face first into the bar-CRACK...then he does the Nes-tea PLUNGE backwards-CRACK...and this is where I so DO NOT FREAK OUT....all I can say is Oh My GOSH...Eric...I don't wanna spend my ONE weekend away in the ER with you under observation AND I am Hungry....and I hear in the background CALL 911! This is where I slap my hubby so hard in the face....and say WAKE UP!

My Confession for today:TBC....

I wonder...

Just some things that have been on my mind lately...

I wonder why the conditioner that comes in the hair color boxes isn't on the shelves...itistheBESTconditionerever!

I wonder why they call it the terrible twos because shouldn't it be the terrible teens? SRSLY!

I wonder why when a child is on the cusp of eight-teen they think they knowitall!

I wonder why if you get to wear scrubs all week then your job says "It's casual Friday!" I mean can you get more casual than srubs? and what do you wear pajamas?

I wonder why I still "Stop and Listen" every time I hear Vanilla Ice and his Ice Ice Baby?

I wonder if all these earthquakes and hurricanes and unrest in other countries are a sign...

I wonder why most people only eat corned beef on March 17th...it's like sooo yummy! Maybe it's the Irish in me...

I wonder why my doggie is freaking out and growling at the back door right now...I just took her out and no one is in my yard...yet she is very unhappy

I wonder why my daddy had to get a rare sarcoma and die...I miss him so much!

I wonder why senior year is so expensive

I wonder what kind of drugs Charlie Sheen is really taking...."Winning...duh"

I wonder why X husbands are such asses!

I wonder why the ocean spray commercials are so funny!

I wonder why people have to get Dementia or Alzheimer...it's so sad...

My confession for today:I wonder what if...

My Other Gig...

Today my alter ego "Mrs Bundy" is posting at The RHOK. Please stop by and tell me 'What's in YOUR pockets?'

My confession for today: I am in serious need of a mini weekend trip away