And the winner is...

Okay so this is how it went down...

First I broke all kinds of child labor laws-oldest bean really isn't tryin to stab herself

Lilest bean is very serious and she is wearing her Poprs tee from my win a few weeks back

Then I hear "Mommmm likes me better so I get to draw out the name"

Then there was a mild scuffle and middle bean was brought in to do the actual drawing of the name-kinda like changing of the guard...OH the excitement

and the winner is....

Then there was another mild scuffle because middle bean drew out one of oldest beans handwritten names and not lilest beans handwritten names...a few words were exchanged like douche bag,lint licker and butt munch...then I made them hug and kiss each other, now they all hate me...

Congrats Paige email me your shipping info

My confession for today: The ice is melting, the ice is melting!

Peep Show

I am renaming the peeping tom peep off to the peeping tom 'Peep Show' Why? because I found this lil pic allllll over the internet, I do not even know who to give credit to so I will say courtesy of google images...

and let's face it...peep show sounds so much better...

Todays peep show is...

Mrs Parks from The Parks Farm typically I would linky loo some posts but Mrs Parks went and made a new blog and I do not see any of her old posts so I will tell you a few facts about her that May or May Not be true...

She recently discovered velveta cheese

She was one of my first followers

She has boob implants

Her bean and my bean have the same stylist

She was recently awarded the hamfatter award

She is making me a sage green and chocolate brown afghan

There ya go todays Peep Show-click through and show her some comment ♥

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I want to take a minute and THANK you all for your sweet wonderful comments yesterday-the winner of the grab bag will be posted tomorrow-it will take me that long to write down everyones name, then provided authur-itis hasn't set in I will shake up the bowl and lilest bean will draw a name, it will all be captured on film errrr digi card.

My confession for today: The beans went back to school!!!!!!!!

BlogOversary

Today marks one year of blogging for me...

There have been many changes along way, I started out on wordpress and the blog was titled Confessions of a SAHM. I think I had 3 readers, my how things have changed...

I am gonna keep this short and sweet because it's really not so much about me as it is about you...I will try and not get all mushy...

Those of you that come back day after day and leave the nicest comments, you laugh with me, you share my beans with me, offer advice, forgive all my typos and make me feel special. Thank you for your support.

Everything that this blog is, is because of you and I Thank you for being the BEST internets/online friends anyone could ever have. Everyone of you mean something special to me and to show my appreciation I am giving away a grab bag of goodies...

I am not saying what will be in the box, because I want YOU to be surprised-it will be valued around $75 full of some of my favorite things.

To Enter...

You do not have to technorati this blog...

You do not have to tweet this blog...

You do not have to facebook this blog...

You do not have to blog about this giveaway...

You do not have to follow this blog...

You do not have to promise me your first born...
You do not have to have a blog to win...

All you have to do is leave a comment...then over the weekend one of the beans will draw a name-cuz we like to kick it old school and I haven't figured out random interger # generator yet...

 My confession for today: I ♥ You All

It's Official

The beanie weenies will be out of school again tomorrow. That means more of MOMmmmm I'm bored, Mommmmm she hit me, MOMMMMMM he looked at me...

So I am taking matters into my own hands and I am going underground, incognito I tell ya...no more chocolate cake for them

I am looking for a disguise,something that will help me get away...

Of course I could just go all Rambo on their assas

Or maybe I could apply to be paris hiltons NEW BFF-they would NEVER find me in Hollywood cuz they can't drive yet

Maybe I will join a Convent-I bet it's all kinda peaceful there

I am pretty sure they wouldn't recognize me as Micheal

Maybe I will just join the Village people down at the Y-M-C-A

Maybe I will take them on vacation...I know this great old hotel that is in need of some care takers for the winter

Lilest beans likes me best as the Village guy, middle likes me as rambo...guess the juke is up...they found me out...

My confession for today: That was such a stress reliever

*disclaimer* Of course I love my beanie weenies and this was all in fun...well sorta...well okay I was kidding about the shinning...I kinda thought I looked HAWT as Nicole Ritchie tho' 

Tuesday Tidbits

The ICE is here, school is out, I have serious cramps of the girlie nature and I am out of hershys chocolate syrup...

My bestie started a private blog, some punk ass boy sent oldest bean a nekkid full frontal and we still have power...

Not Sawyer aka mr gp slipped and fell yesterday busting open a gallon of milk all over him(i did not laugh), lilest bean is already bored and I just noticed blogger in draft does auto-save now...

Ginger is in heat, there is a weeks worth of laundry waiting to be folded and my nose isn't running like a faucet anymore...

Oldest bean has a dental appt today that I need to cancel, school will prolly be cancelled tomorrow and the squirrel has invited some of his friends over-they are prolly rubbing sticks together up there tryin to make a far...

My blogoversary is Thursday, I am having a give-away, the gift will be a secret grab bag, it will be valued around $75, many will enter one will win...

Toby the snake needs a bigger cage, middle beans room looks like a tornado hit it, Not sawyer said he is taking us out to eat since my taste buds are coming back BUT really he is just sick of soup...

My confession for today: my go go juice just isnt the same without my hershys chocolate syrup

Monday Madness

Here's the dealio...I.Am.Sick.I.Sound.Like.A.Man.Sick...

The weathermen are forcasting sleet, freezing rain and ice-go turn on the weather channel, I'll wait...taps foot...waits...

See Oklahoma, see all the pink...in '07 we lost power for 4 days due to ice...we all lived in the den by candle light, I drank wine and we played charades...it was fun For.ONE.Day...

So if you don't hear from me I am either

1.In my toasty bed trying to get over this crud I have

2.Without power,lounging in the den by the fireplace,drinking wine and playing charades trying to get over this crud

3. Tied up bound and gagged because the beanie weenees went all Children of the Corn on me trying to get over this crud
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Friday Night was the bloggy get-ta-gether-it was wonderful to meet everyone and put faces with bloggy names-here are a couple pics from the evening (forgive me for not name linking-I can barely keep my hayud held up)

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My Mom started a blog-she is writing her story about her grandparents,her mom and dad and about being the youngest of 19 siblings-it's good stuff...

A Table for Twenty one

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Middle bean chewed up my mouse pad so I am now useing a DVD for a mousepad-IT.SUCKS!
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Thursday will be my 1 yr bloggy anniversary...provided I haven't lost power I will be having a special giveaway that day to CELEBRATE!!!!

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My bestie is bringing me Tortilla soup today-I.LOVE.Tortilla.Soup


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Lastly but not least  Today in Idabel Oklahoma presented me with this lil beauty

Yep I am Mrs. Congeniality-I ♥ this blog not just because they gave me this BEAUTIFUL sash but because they are FUNNY and since the economy is so bad they are taking orders for weed...

My confession for today: Did I mention middle bean chewed up my mousepad?

My Interview as done by Jill

Today I had the honor of Guest Blogging at BATW Click here to see that post. If you are not a member of BATW-you might consider signing up while you are there-Debbie has a great site!

The other day Jill Jill Bo Bill had a Q&A on her blog where she was interviewed-then she offered to interview others. I jumped up and down and said 'pick me pick me'...

Then I got her interview q's...this is our email exchange

The email titled 'Interview with a Vampire' I dunno if she thinks she is a Vampire or if she thinks I'm a vampire, but that is the Title...

Okay girls since I am doing all three of you at once, bear with me here and my virgin-ness.


1. If money was no object, describe how you would make your life more perfect and why.

2. Where do you see your self realistically in 10 years and what would you be willing to change to get to your "desired place in life"?

3. If you could start all over from Junior High on what occupation would you have chosen and why?

4. What one characteristic or quality would you want your kids to have that would make you feel like you had succeeded as a mom and why?

5. Tell us how you parent/parented your children that was similiar or totally different than how you were parented? In other words, what did you learn to do or not to do as a parent that your parents did?

Okay, do the interview on your blog whenever you want and let me know so I can link you. Have fun and email me with any questions! I love you girls. And my first time with multiple girls was great for me.

j

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Now here is my email back to her

ummmm do you hate me??? LOL these are like hard thinking questions!!!! i was so hoping for fav drink yanno bud light with lime....ummmm do blondes really have more fun why YES they do!!! etc.....I swear it I need different q's and I will so post that I demanded more blonde like q's....these are for smart people...
G

p.s. i know i am difficult please for give me


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here is her response back to me

seriously? You weenie!



Here let me help you:

1. I would build a huge house in the country so my beans could hunt and fish and I would never have to deal with E because he would be out hunting.


2. I see myself teaching school and living close to where my kids live or go to college.


3. I would be a painter. Or a teacher. Or an art teacher-even better!!


4. I want my kids to value family as much as I do, loving their kids and siblings and of course their mother.


5.My mom was really cool and let us make mistakes without telling us we were stupid, but she was always there to pick up the pieces.



Okay try those. For the love of God don't make me have to think of 5 more. Just make up your own. Rebel if you must. I am cracking up, btw. You make me laugh like no one else.


I love your whiney ass.

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So see how AWESOME Jilly is!!!! she answered all the Q's for me-I feel so smart...

My confession for today: It's ladies night OH what a night! Sing it with me...I am meeting Dawn and 20 + other bloggers tonight I am so EXCITED!!!!!

Peep Off

The Peeping Tom for the Peep off is Wheezer from Wheezer's Cheeze

I ♥ Wheezer for many different reasons...

First we go wayyyyy back

It's fun to say her name, no seriously I find myself whispering 'wheezy' when I visit her blog then that makes me think of George Jefferson and 'Movin on up' then that makes me think of Alice and those cute pink waitress uniforms then that makes me think of the Facts of Life and Blair and Jo and Tooty...oops got off track....this where most peeps would say 'I digress'

She is a proud military wife and mom to boyboy and her doggers melly

She loves the bachelor

Her love of Robin Thicke speaks for itself *swoon*

Wheezer has lived in Germany and my China is from Germany-it's fate I tell ya

She has a Blogoversary coming up in March

If you don't know Wheezer I'd like to invite you to her place, we can raid her liqour cabinet and eat all her cheetos

My confession for today: Guess who's back? No not slim shady...SAWYER YAY!!!

I have issues...

Did I ever tell you all about the mole we had in our front yard?
Well that lil booger wreaked havoc on our lawn-one day middle bean who apparently had been abducted by aliens and returned to me was sweeping the porch WITHOUT being asked, when he saw the ground moving...

He walks over with his broom and whacks the moving ground, then sweeps the area, sticks his hand in the hole and pulls out a dead mole-yes after doing all the advice I found from google with NO luck- in the end it took a 13 yr old with a broom to rectify the situation-go figure...gives a whole new meaning to 'Whack a mole'

Now that the mole is gone I have a new vermit taking up residence here and he is a squatter-We have a Squirrel in our attic and from 10-2 he has a party up there. He is driving me NUTZ yes I know thats a pun huh?

So middle bean is determined to be the next great squirrel killer and everyday he comes home from school he dresses in full on camo, paints his face with camo paint and gets lilest beans BB gun- he enters the den and says "If I don't make it back alive you can have my xbox 360 mom" then he climbs into the attic and waits....so far he has fought the squirrel and the squirrel is winning....

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I also have issues with face book-I am getting poked and when I got poked I got scared that it was something bad-so I didn't poke back.

Someone sent me some drinks and when I clicked on the accept button, blinked twice, did 3 spins NO bud light with lime appeared on my desk-the person who sent me the drinks obviously got ripped off...I'm just sayin...

Hugs-I have gotten a couple hugs-I want to hug back I know how to hug I just don't know how to hug on FB

Best Friend apps,wall to wall,Nexus apps-it is all so overwhelming...bare with me PLEASE...

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We had such a busy weekend, that I have not got my blogroll updated-I will I promise

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I heard from the dentist and he assures me he got the right tooth-that by pulling her 12 yr molars he will give her something like 3millimeters of space...I dunno I am still confused I thought he was pulling the tooth directly behind the tooth that is coming in crooked, not the one behind that-He is the pro so I am sure he knows what he is doing....she is doing fine today-no more bleeding, she has a big fat softball sized lip and is rocking it with some Cherry chapstick and sparkles-she said "Mom, I don't want the other kids to notice it so I put sparkles all over my lip". Lets just say you can see her glistening in the morning sun a mile away.

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Lastly this is not an issue but an Honor...the ballot for the 2008 Okie Blog Awards is in and this blog made it on the ballot! Thank You to all who nom'd me....now I need your VOTE- So if you live in Oklahoma and have a blog-Please consider Decisionally Challenged when casting your votes. CLICK HERE for a complete list of all the catergories and blogs nominated.

My confession for today: I forgot to give lilest bean her morning antibiotic

Digi Fun contest

Linda @ Short Pump Preppy is having a digi fun contest and I have decided to play along

If you click that cute lil button up there you can find out all the cool 411

so here is my submission...BUT don't tell middle bean-it will ruin his cover-then I will have legions of screaming teens outside my window....

Saving the world...

I am keeping this post short N sweet lilest bean had oral surgery today-we thought she was fine(we sent her back to school-the dentist okay'd it)-the school nurse just called and said her mouth is bleeding bad and she looks pale and is lathargic...typically dental appts are no big deal but she has a small lil ♥ condition(somthing I don't talk about much) so dental appts with her are nerve-wracking for me...

Can I have a do-over for today cuz I so would NOT have sent her to school if I would have known the looks I would get when I picked her up....

My confession for today: They pulled 2 teeth and I think they pulled the wrong one...ACK!!!

 

Spend the weekend with me...

I think we all can agree my picture taking skills are lacking-proof being my moon pix that had you all thinking my camera has a dirty mind-or was it you with the dirty mind,because I clearly saw the moon...i kid i kid...I know they sucked...

I am determined to figure out my camera, so I present to you my weekend in review in picture form...we had a BUSY weekend...

Saturday was another cheer competition-the girls took 1st place in the Varsity division YAY! RAH! SHISH-KA-BOBS!(my lame attempt at rhyming)

Okay I have a long way to go-even though this is kinda out of focus-you can clearly see oldest bean

Still out of focus....

ahhh the ever glamorous glowing wolf eyes

Red eye- my camera never used to do red eye

After the cheer comp-we stopped at a lil hamburger place on Peoria(Brookside) Named Claud's-

It is clear I did not take these two pix-they are clear and in focus-lilest bean took them-she is always trying to show me up...

And now I return you to more out of focus blurry pix....

Sunday we went to the farm to celebrate Ena's Birthday-The farm where I grew up-it holds such special memories of making mud pies on the lone slab/piece of concrete sidewalk,playing in the hay barn,digging up potatoes in the garden,playing with my sisters and cousins-memories that I hope my city-fied beans will absorb...

Happy Birthday Ena-you are BEAUTIFUL!

Just look how simply farm life is...NO dishwasher and we ordered pizzas from Pizza Inn-OH the memories of Pizza Inn

The faloozie aka Rebecca aka my sis and papa george

My Uncle Tommy was there

The boys did some duck hunting

Chad brought clay pigeons and everyone had fun shooting some skeet

Oldest bean has form I tell ya...

The big boys and their toys...Pistols,AR15's,revolvers,glocks,shotguns,20 gauge semi autos-you name it they had it...and they were out to see who was a better shot...

My cousins Michelle and Renee showed up-ya see in the country you can squat and pee just about anywhere...i kid i kid...they were holding up the hay bails

So while the mens folk were seeing who's was bigger,better,faster,longer us girls went on a walk

We tresspassed...cuz that's how we roll

Arm N Arm is my cousin michelle and her son Zac

Oh lilest bean had a blast with these plants I forget the name geesh...

lilest bean and her cousin

Renee,Macy and Colin

We tresspassed some more up this GIANT mountain, okay okay BIG hill, pfffft slightly slanted ground

Phew we made it to the top

Just some shots around the farm

The doggers...Molly,ginger and freckles

It's the loch ness monster...oh wait it's just NOT Sawyer trying to get his duck decoys

My confession for today: We had a WONDERFUL weekend!!!! Thanks for sharing it with me