I need a Happiness Consultant

What I have been up to:

I watched every single epi of HUNG yesterday and I am hooked oh good Lord am I hooked, Eric threatened to cancel HBO, between True Blood, Big Love and now Hung he has no chance...I am in lurve with a guy from each show-that's Thomas Jane from Hung (down there) blatant inuendo although I was referring to the pic

We are well into our 3rd week of school and I am still trying to get all of Abbys teachers to follow her IEP properly, it's like this every year, I'm used to it BUT it still sucks, instead of the teachers looking at me like an advocate they just think I am a bitch, a bitch who is making their already full and heavy work load more full and heavy by demanding they do what they are suppose to do, it's a vicious cycle and I am here for the long haul...

For the entire month of Aug Eric has been off M-F, in case you didn't hear me I said ERIC HAS BEEN OFF MONDAY,TUESDAY,WEDNESDAY,THURSDAY,FRIDAY FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF AUGUST making my life a living hell-he just went back to work last night at 10pm, I had a party as soon as he left and rewatched every single epi of HUNG-don't get me wrong I love my hubster but no where in my wedding vows did I vow to spend Monday.Tuesday.Wednesday.Thursday.Friday pawning off his afternoon delight attempts, I faked the swine flu...just sayin...


Daddy had his biopsy and our worst fears were confirmed, his Cancer has spread to his lungs, he has a Dr appt at 9:45am tomorrow(Wed) and we will find out all his options, I am considering filming the appointment, not for me to blog about but rather so he can go back and watch and listen to what the Doc has to say, I imagine he will be in a complete state of fog tomorrow...I am staying strong and positive but I am sad and scared...But together as a family we will get through this...

I got a serious no wait MAJOR virus on my computer, it sucked BIG TIME! I think I have everything all fixed...

Still waiting to hear back from the school on the incident with Jess...

I have gotten so many emails and private messages on FB from you my wonderful online friends checking on me(I didn't realize I had been gone so long)-I think I have replied to them all, your caring spirit, your uplifting words...THANK YOU!

Seen and Heard:

Jess: MOMMmmmm Reese is streaking again and he has toilet paper hanging out his butt

Reese: Mommie(he only calls me mommie when he wants something) can I die my hair black we settled on a brown mahogany

Jess: I wanna die my hair black I wanna die my hair black I wanna die my hair black Me: NOOOooooooooooooo

Abby: Mom I just learned 30 new chants and I need to practice in front of an audience, dad said you pulled the short straw

Abby: MOMMMmmmm Jess looks like Charlie Chaplin, she used all my black eyeliner pencil and colored in her eyebrows now I need a new eyeliner pencil

Reese: None of my friends moms make them fold laundry Me: I am teaching you character son, your future wife will appreciate the fact you know the difference between a wash cloth, hand towel, dish towel and a bath towel Reese: Towels are over-rated

My confession for today: I am loving this cooler weather and craving a Bloody Mary