In 2 days I had 2 run ins with a police officer-I didn't actually 'run into them' but rather was parked waiting for Abby to be done with cheer camp when I was questioned as a potential robber-of-the-hood, the next occassion was when I had my yard sale last Friday and a cop just stops, gets out, walks up and I ask him if he was there to shop OR if I did something wrong...he asks me if I have my permit...I bout pee'd myself, then he says he is only kidding and proceeds to snoop in my garage...WTF??? I am so not kidding! Good thing he didn't notice the million illegal bottle rockets mr gp has.
Also on the yard sale day Reese tried to sneak up behind me and make me smell some yucky,nasty, stink bait called Hog Wild-only thing was it had water in it so he spilled the nasty stuff all over me-I STILL smell like stink bait! Well stink bait and icy hot because I have a serious crick in my neck...so I guess I actually smell like I am a 89 yr old fisherman and going downhill fast...
Or could I be showing signs of dementia when I forgot to pick up Reese yesterday from football camp, or today when I went in to AAA to get maps for our trip and left my purse inside the office or when I left Ross and got into my car ONLY to realize it wasn't MY CAR!
Maybe I can just Blame it on the ....
I have done more laundry in the past 2 days that only one setting on my dryer works now and it barely gets hot.
My Ex just realized we were leaving on saturday( Abby and I only told him 437 times) and he has now decided to cause all kindsa havoc.
I backed into a pole,
I jacked up the copier at kinkos and I have to show my face in there again on friday to print my airline tix-do you think they will remember me?
I found the beanies birth certificates for the airline BUT I have already lost them again,
I ordered Fathers Day cookies for Uncle Tex asked for them to be shipped June 15th-he got them June 4th with a gift message that read Happy fathers day Uncle Tex we love you-PLEASE DON'T SHIP TILL JUNE 15th
Ahhhhhh Life is GRAND!
All kidding aside I will miss you all while I am gone but I promise to take lotsa pictures that I will in turn hafta photoscape/edit/etc and I am sure we will have a few blog worthy stories to share when we get home.
On Thursday I am being featured on Mom It Forward-I hope you will click over and check out this WONDERFUL site for women.
My confession for today: 4 days and counting
Are you serious??? "Happy fathers day Uncle Tex we love you-PLEASE DON'T SHIP TILL JUNE 15th" that is INSANE! Some people just don't GET it! Geeeeze!
ReplyDeleteAt least the police officer didn't visit you when you got into the wrong car!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you need a vacation.
Hope Uncle Tex enjoyed his message to not ship until June 15th. Hope he saw the p at the end of the word and not imagined it to be a t. It could get messy!
Crazy week! Too funny about the message to Uncle Tex
ReplyDeleteAnd what's funny is that since I read the heading 'do you think I'm frazzled' it made me read the whole post 90 to nothing. I read it so fast, I'm not sure what it said.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great trip. See you in Oct. Lord knows I probably wont talk to you before then. Just break up with me already and stop stringing me along.
well.....it sounds like you REALLY need a vacation!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehave a great vacation!!!!!!
can't wait for pictures!!!!
Some days, weeks, months, years (you pick) are like that.
ReplyDeleteHave fun!
man, I would say bad things come in threes, but it sounds like it's come in fours & fives & sixes.....hope y'all have a good vacation.
ReplyDeleteOMG!
ReplyDeleteComedy of Errors at it's best!
Glad to see you again, missed you lots!
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Whew! That makes me exhausted just reading it all! Have a great vacation! It really sounds like you need one:0)
ReplyDeleteOh wow! That's an awful lot of craziness to handle, hope you have a great vacation!
ReplyDeleteAt least it was an interesting few days!
ReplyDeleteHoly stress! Sorry, lady. I hope things calm down soonly!
ReplyDeleteJust reading that frazzles me.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm also lol at the cookies!! Hope you let the cookie company have it.
WOW. Vacations suck just because of things like this. You poor thing. Hope you're able to RELAX soon!
ReplyDeleteThanks for a good laugh, especially Uncle Tex's cookie. That reminds me of the cake email that has gone around forever.
ReplyDeleteHope your vacay is awesome and that you get rested. Sounds like you need it. LOL We'll miss you here is bloggyland.
Sounds like you need a vacay, girl! At least if you take off, we get to feature you over on Mom It Forward. I can't wait. Thanks for being part of our inspiring moms section. You're the first person I thought of to recommend to Danielle. I told her you knew me back when I didn't even know how to include a link in my site. ;) LOL!
ReplyDeleteHave a great vacation.
OMG-yep a vacation is in order.....want me to break into your house and steal your dryer while your gone? Really if its gone, I did not do it!
ReplyDeleteGeorgie,
ReplyDeleteyou must be doing something right. The devil is after you. Press on, jen
Stinky bait smell......oh no...........
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure forgetting your kids counts as dementia.
ReplyDeleteI think it counts as wishful thinking.
Hi, Georgie!!! ♥♥♥ Stay safe!!!
ReplyDelete"questioned as a potential robber-of-the-hood" -- LMAO - yes, because you CLEARLY fit the description!? you're making a movie out of this, right? ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou are a funny one, Georgie. (Stinky, but funny.)
ReplyDeleteI've been having police run-ins also. I'm really playing low profile.
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Georgie, have a good time on your trip.
This post cracked me up. I love the Father's Day cookie message. Hilarious! And the cop at the garage sale?! What a jerk! Hope your week improves!
ReplyDeleteYou are such a NUTTER!!! Take a deep breath and relax a bit, ok??
ReplyDeleteBig hugs!
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OMG! You sooooo need a vacation. Have a great trip. I can't wait to read about it! You are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAll the more reason for a vacation, Dear!
ReplyDeleteLOL OMG I can relate to the wrong car thing. I've done that so many times its really EMBARASSING!
ReplyDeleteOh my heck! I can totally feel your pain, sister! It sounds like the last two months at my house! lol!
ReplyDeleteI love that you can have a sense of humor through it all! You rock!
Have a fabulous vacation!
You have totally exhausted me!!! lol
ReplyDeleteStay Cozy & Sane, Carrie
Just checking in and getting caught up on my blog reading!!!!! Have a great day, Georgie!
ReplyDeleteThe Uncle Tex thing had me rolling!!! lmao!!
ReplyDeleteGeorgiePorgie... sit down, take a deep breath, consider a nap.
Have a wonderful vacation!
OMG Georgie, I can't believe you actually got in the wrong car...LOL I have walked up to the wrong car before but always realized before I entered. I would have loved to see the look on your face once you realized you were sitting in the wrong car LOL
ReplyDeleteSounds like you need a vacation girl!!
What a week!!
ReplyDeleteI think you need a vacation:)
You are in desperate need of a vacation deary!!
ReplyDeleteI almost got in the wrong car yesterday, too. It's a good thing it was locked and there wasn't an alarm on. My daughter thought it was the funniest thing for a while. White cars should look more different from each others. Our's was way better.
ReplyDeleteLove the cop story. Was he cute, because that's all I care about...
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